Sunday, 11 February 2007

Let's clean up Bach


I have just bought Bach's Orchestral Suite No. 1 in C Major (BWV 1066, since you ask) on i-Tunes. I then went on to buy the whole set. Beside every single movement there appears the word "Clean" in a little box and a "Clean Lyrics" logo appears on the infomation page. This is driving me insane - and I cannot sleep for looking for hardcore versions of Johann's oeuvre.

No wonder he had to keep moving from town to town. The people of Leipzig really can't have liked the Cocksucker Cantatas. And 21 kids, too; no doubt from the many Thuringian bitches and hos in the Eisenach posse. Like the book says, Bach's Organ Works.

2 comments:

Dr. M. L. Grim said...

I laughed out loud when I read that last paragraph.

Thanks. J.S. Bach was the Ted Nugent of his day.

Charles Edward Frith said...

That's very funny :)